i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed
(via williejk)
Why have I been laughing at this for a solid 5 minutes?
(via funkyapatosaur)
If you don’t understand Eurovision, it started this year with dracula’s gay son singing in a piano coffin he put dramatically on fire.
And that my friend is the essence of eurovision
(via flying-poop)
AUSTRALIA DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE!!???
*europe asked calmly*
ESC 2018 Checklist
Vampires ✔
Opera ✔
Pirates ✔
Vikings ✔
(via adamnmonley)